WEW LAD, YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT!

You absolute numpty, you've gone and done it again. What a mental idea, I swear. Could anyone else see that coming? Probably not, because you're just too thick as a brick. You absolutely gotta be kidding me, mate. Seriously though Topman|What a legend {Get it done|Sorted! |You're mental, you know that? Hope the best for your next escapade.